Hugh Johnson
I learned today of a man who works for CNBC named “Hugh Johnson”. A most awesome name. If I had his e-mail address, I’d contact him with a header that read:
“Remarking upon the pure awesomeness of your name”
The contents of which would include some subtle cues to the fact that his name refers to huge penis. Oh yeah.
This will either be the best e-mail he receives today, or if he takes himself too seriously — the worst.
Think of it as a test of champions. You run the gauntlet through SNARK CITY and either emerge a tearful, overgrown baby or a totally awesome dude.
